Pei jadi BABU (part 1)

Hari ini gue ofisial jadi Te Ka We alias Tenaga Kerja Wanita yang dipekerjakan MURAH alias tanpa gaji. Behhhhhhhhhh gue dibudakin bo!!! Bukankah sekarang jaman kerja paksa sudah tiada? Kenapa juga gue masih stuck di sono? Hehehehe...

Ini semua bermula dari pengambilan kelas Bahasa Inggris gue sama seorang guru atas saran dari Abang E. Bang E, awas lo ya kalo nanti uda balik ke sini, gue bantai!!! Hihihi... Bercanda bang, tapi karna abang bersalah sama aye, abang harus traktir! Hehehehe...

Jadi ni ye, bisa-bisanya kelas Bahasa Inggris ada tugas volunteer-nya. Jadi kan pergi ke tempat penampungan korban kekerasan gitu, katanya sih disuruh bantuin bersih-bersih -perhatikan kata NGEBANTUIN-. Ngga taunya ternyata disuruh ngebersihin semuanya sampe ke sudut-sudut dunia. Yeeee itu mah namanya bukan ngebantuin!

Jadi gue dapet tugas bersihin dapur. Dapurnya terdiri dari banyak lemari plus kulkas segede gajah sama microwave en kompor plus jendela dan meja serta kursi-kursi. Tau ga gue disuruh apa?

1. Bersihin langit-langit


2. Cuci temboknya


3. Sapu lantenya


4. Ngepel lantenya


5. Cuci luar sama dalemnya lemari-lemari


6. Cuci semua barang-barang yang ada di dalem lemari


7. Cuci luar sama dalemnya microwave


8. Tarik kulkasnya, bersihin tembok di belakangnya plus sapu en pel lante di bawahnya


9. Tarik kompornya, bersihin tembok di belakangnya plus sapu en pel lante di bawahnya


10. Cuci luar sama dalemnya kulkas


11. Cuci luar sama dalemnya kompor


12. Bersihin lampu-lampu yang ada di dapur


13. Bersihin meja makannya


14. Bersihin kursi-kursinya


15. Bersihin barang-barang yang ada di kulkas


16. Cuci tempat sampahnya


17. Cuci sink-nya


18. Bersihin pipa-pipa aer


19. Cuci toaster-nya


20. Cuci blender-nya


21. Cuci coffee maker-nya


22. Cuci kettle-nya


23. Cuci mesin sterilisasi botol-botol bayi


24. Bersihin laen-laen yang lupa disebutin

Geblekkkkkkkkkk!! Emang gue apaan? Mending kalo itu semua cuma kotor-kotor dikit. Ngga taunya kotornya aujubile amit-amit jabang beibi. Microwave aja nih, beeeeeeeehhhhh pas dibuka dalemnya kotor semua bekas makanan, dibersihin aja susah bener masti pake tenaga dalem. Trusan lemari pas dibuka bauuuuu!!! Lebih parah lagi yang ngerjain dapur cuman gue ma mbak KY, trus belakangan dibantuin mbak J. Udah deh gawat pokoknya hari ini capek banget. Itu aja belom semua selese, nomor 3, 4, 8, sama 10 mesti dikerjain besok lagi. Ya udah doain gue ya, besok kayanya kalo dapur uda selese dikasih kerja tambahan lagi. Maknyosssss gue malezzz benerrrrrrr!!!

another little poem

It's like I'm standing on a junction
I don't know what to choose
I'm afraid of what lies ahead
Coz I know I can't reverse my steps
So which path should I take?
Give me a sign...

a little poem

Apa jadinya jika darah sudah tak mampu menyangga tubuh?
Sel darah putih telah berhasil menggerogoti habis
Hingga sel darah merah hilang menipis
Sepertinya keping darah pun telah menurun
Tak ada benang fibrin yang dapat menyembuhkan luka
Sampai kapankah jantung ini bertahan?

selingkuh -__-

Selingkuh... Gue inget banget pernah diselingkuhin ma mantan gue, ih ga asik banget. Gue ngamuk sengamuk-ngamuknya, kesel, sedih, pokoknya campur aduk yang ga enak ga enak deh. Sakitnya enggak ketulungan. Makanya sejak saat itu, gue janji ma diri sendiri gue ga mau nyelingkuhin orang. Gue ga mau nyakitin co gue. Tapi, pada akhirnya toh Pei selingkuh juga... dalam MIMPI.

Ga tau bisa-bisanya gue mimpi begitu, dan yang jadi teman selingkuhan adalah Mister Satoru Okabe alias Mas Gackt-nya mbak R -ampun mbak!!! Jangan marah, gue juga ga tau kenapa kok bisa mimpi begitu- Hummmmm.... aneh juga, bisa-bisanya Gackt gituh, harusnya teman selingkuhannya yang lebih keren kek, kaya mas HYDE. Huehehehhee... Nah, yang pasti cerita lebih jelasnya kayak begini.

Gue pas lagi pulang sekolah, trus awalnya gue ketemu co gue a.k.a. mas C. Dan jelas banget dia tau ada co laen. Trus dia ngomong gini: 'Ya udah kalo kamu emang milih dia, gpp... Terserah mau pilih siapa.' Eh bisa-bisanya gue milih mas Gackt. Trus dia meninggalkan daku, ihiks... sedih banget deh. Abis itu gue berlari menyongsong mas baruku. Gakuto orangnya lebih care ke gue, tas gue yang dibawain gitu. Pas lagi mau jalan ke mobil, tau-tau ketemu tante-tante teman ibuku, tapi mereka ga liat. Yang liat cuman tante M -ya ampun... Tante M kok muncul lagi di mimpiku ada apa ya? Udah 2 kali nih...- Ya gue si ga perlu memperkenalkan lebih lanjut mereka sudah menduga dan menggosip sendiri hubungan di antara kami berdua, Pei jalan sama co berduaan doang gituh, apa lagi hubungannya... Tapi si eMas ga pedulian sama orang laen, ga ramah deh. Sejak itu gue jadi menduga-duga, apakah pilihan gue uda bener? Trus yang lebih aneh lagi, tau-tau mukanya Gackt berubah jadi muka orang laen, ga tau deh sape. Naek mobil, trus ditanyain mo makan apa, akhirnya diputuskan die yang mo masak. Mampir ke rumahnya, rumahnya aujubile gede banget segede komplek perumahan tempat gue tinggal di Indonesia. Beeeehhhh... jalan dari tempat parkir ke rumahnya aja ngabisin tenaga. Tambah aneh lagi, pas lagi jalan dari tempat parkir ke rumahnya, yang muncul adalah Mas Gackt en de genk dengan gaya dandanan Visual Kei paporitnya itu. Gyaaaaaaaaa!!! Gaunnya yang norak ngejreng kaya di opera, mukanya putiiiihhh banget karna bedak tebel sama pake make-up yang lipstiknya merah darah. Rambutnya yang disasak gede plus ada pringkel-pringkelnya bak lady-lady jaman revolusi Prancis. Omaigutnes yaoloh!!! Gue langsung yakin kalo gue telah salah mengambil keputusan. Abis itu langsung netepin hati buat minta maap alias putus dan kembali pada eMasku yang lama. Uda sampe di rumahnya, akhirnya die udah ganti baju dan kembali pada style cool-nya di Moon Child. Tapi mau ngomong, segen-segen juga, abis kayanya moodnya lagi ga enak, tampangnya jutek bener! Guenya yang sok-sok liat-liat barang sambil ngumpulin keberanian. Abis itu tau-tau gue terbangun dari mimpi... Yah, ga jelas deh akhirnya gimana. Jadi putus apa engga, dimaapin sama Mas C atau enggak.

Hummm... aneh bener. Bisa-bisanya gue mipi uaneh begitu. Apa ini pertanda buat gue kalo jangan selingkuh ya? Hehehe... Mudah-mudahan... Gue pengen bisa setia, kaya lagunya Jikustik: Aku masih di sini untuk setia...

Oiya, beruhubung gue insomnia, bangun tiap 3 jam sekali. Makanya abis itu gue mimpi laen lagi. Mimpi kali ini adalah masa di mana gue masih SMP. Lagi pelajaran Bu T, tapi anehnya Bu T bukan ngajar ekonomi tapi biologi. Lho??? Jago bener si Ibu. Sayangnya gue telat datengnya, minta surat ke kepala sekolah dulu deh baru bisa masuk kelas. Pas besoknya, gue telat lagi coba! Bu T yang BT gitu deh jadinya ke gue. Tapi ya udah, gue langsung disuruh duduk. Abis itu tiba-tiba ada klub Taiko ngadain pertunjukan kecil-kecilan, tapi salah satu anggotanya ga bisa dateng. Trus gue maen ditarik ajah suru perform. Beeehhh mana gue bisa, pegang alatnya sekali aja ga pernah. Akhirnya pas pertunjukan gue yang bikin kaco deh salah-salah melulu. Pas di tengah-tengah pertunjukan taiko, tau-tau alaram HP gue berbunyi TRUTTTT TRUTTTT... menandakan gue harus bangun dan siap-siap ke gereja.

Ya udah geh, begono aja cerita tentang mimpi-mimpinya. Daaaaahhhh!!!

so sweet...

From the Friendster bulletin board. Thanks Ms. D!

The guy who loves you, if he can't always see you, he will try to make himself busy, for not to have any time to remember you, because he knows if he does, he will keep on missing you until he could do nothing.

The guy who loves you, can't tell you the reason why he loves you, he only knows that in his eyes, you are the only one.

The guy who loves you, seldom praises you, but in his heart, you are the best, only he knows it.

The guy who loves you, will scold or complain if you don't reply his message but others, because he cares.

The guy who loves you, only drops his tears in front of you, when you try to wipe his tears, you are touching his heart, the heart which beats for you.

The guy who loves you, will remember every word you said, even if it's accidentally, and he will use the word always at the nick of time.

The guy who loves you, will not give any promise that easily, because he doesn't want to break the promise, he wants you to believe in him and he wants to give you the happiest and safest life ever after.

The guy who loves you, always tells you not to think too much, because he already plans it for you, he wants to give you the best life in the future, he wants to give you a surprise, believe him that he can do it.

The guy who loves you, will go to airport to fetch you, he won't carry a bunch of roses and call you darling like what you expect, but he will carry your luggage and ask you "Why are you becoming that thin within two days?" with his sincere heart.

The guy who loves you, will listen quietly to you when you are mad, and when you finish, he will say "You still got class tomorrow, sleep earlier." with smile.

The guy who loves you, doesn't know that whether he should call you when you are angry, but he will send a message to you after few hours, if you ask him why he called that late, he will say "When you are angry, my explanation are all rubbish. But when you are calm down, my explanation will only really works."

The guy who loves you, always calls you little girl, but everytime he wants to make a big decision, he will first want to hear your advice.

The guy who loves you, doesn't like little toy like teddy bear, but he will always put the bear you gift him at his bed.

The guy who loves you, while quarreling, he will apologize uncontrollably, although you are the one who's wrong, and later, he will sent a message to you with "Baby, actually you know it's your fault, you know it yourself."

The guy who loves you, when he really misses you, he will buy a bunch of roses and wait for you stupidly under your apartment, but he never knows what he bought was daisy, but it doesn't matter because in his heart, there are roses.

The guy who loves you, will call you in the middle of a night, just to hear your voice.

The guy who loves you, sometimes makes you jealous, just to see the reaction in your face, whether you're jealous or not.

The guy who loves you, often pretends like he doesn't care about you, but for sure he's so into you.

The guy who loves you, seldom says "I love you" because he thinks act speaks louder than words.

The guy who loves you, sometimes calls you for talking about unimportant things, he misses you!

Girls in crush or love, do you think the guy who's beside you really loves you? If yes, wish you have the happiest day ever after.

Pei jadi orang gila

Have you ever seen someone walking on the street without any shoes or sandals? When you saw that, did you think that someone was really crazy? If so, then I am included in your crazy people list. Hehehehe... Yeah, what really happened was...

My sister and I went to a restaurant to have dinner. The restaurant was within walking distance from my sis' apt so I wore my favorite sandals -which arrived three weeks ago and I wore it just for a week- and walked there. Just when we arrived at the restaurant my right sandal broke, so I dragged my foot with the sandal along the road. What made it worse was that I forgot to bring my student ID. We could have gone to the bus station which was located behind the restaurant, but I didn't have my ID (it was used as a bus pass as well). *sigh* So I had to walk home again. It was so hard to walk while dragging one of my feet so I just walk with bare feet. Heuehueheuheuhue... Pertama kali nyeker di kota ini, jadi inget pas ngobok di SMA gue dulu. Mannnnn... If it's not necessary, don't ever think to try that. It hurt a lot! However, I arrived safely =)